I believe everyone should get a second chance. It’s your best shot to really rub their nose in how they screwed up the first time,
Marry in haste. You get to the honeymoon part quicker.
Better to light one little candle than to torch your business with a gallon of gasoline if you want to fool the arson cops.
That which does not kill us makes us stronge; that which does kill us doesn’t.
One man's meat is another man's veggieburger.
“What do you call a framework of parallel or latticed metal bars for blocking an opening, particularly in a stove, furnace, or fireplace?”
“That’s a grate question.”
On 3rd-and-4, our quarterback asked, “What would Jesus call?” Then he forgave the other team and was sacked for a nine-yard loss.
The difference between Niagara and Viagara is one falls and the other riises.
After she was mauled by a German shepherd, Cynthia stopped dating European sheepherders.