THE LATEST MUMBLES
Pro Bono: those who favored Sonny over Gregg Allman.
Q: Michael Jackson is still called the King of Pop, but has he been usurped?
A: Hey, Man, I don’t even like to think about whet he and those kids do.
A woman who commits adultery should be stoned, but sometimes it’s enough if she’s just a little drunk.
The only place on earth unaffected by Global Warming is the Oval Office.