Even More Mumbling
11 – 7: Eleven is the number of Canadians willing to trade their healthcare for ours; seven is the number of American politicians willing to do something about it.
If Global Warming had hit a hundred years ago, the Titanic would still be sailing today. Of course it would have to dock in Peoria.
The e-coli-spinach incident has made me nervous about the food I eat. Last night I washed and scrubbed my dinner. That’s the last time I do that with soup.
If our football team punts now, the terrorists have won.
I got a lemon when I bought a GPS receiver. It just sits there in my living room and never tells me where I go.
If Global Warming had hit a hundred years ago, the Titanic would still be sailing today. Of course it would have to dock in Peoria.
The e-coli-spinach incident has made me nervous about the food I eat. Last night I washed and scrubbed my dinner. That’s the last time I do that with soup.
If our football team punts now, the terrorists have won.
I got a lemon when I bought a GPS receiver. It just sits there in my living room and never tells me where I go.
posted by Blind Mumbling | 7:18 PM
1 Comments:
Punting? Walking off the field after 3 1/2 quarters of playing prevent defense ain't punting.
Mahdi=666
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