Blind Mumbling

A compilation of writings that never got anyone excited.

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Location: N. Huntingdon, Pennsylvania, United States

Former teacher, co-editor of Total Football and the author of more than 20 books and over 200 articles, most about sports history. His credits include Pro Football: When the Grass Was Real, The Hidden Game of Football (with John Thorn and Pete Palmer), Baseball Between the Lies, The Importance of Napoleon, and the Battle of Stalingrad. He is presently Executive Director of the Pro Football Researchers Association.

Sunday, August 27, 2006

THE LATEST MUMBLES

I took MotionEaze, Viagra and Unestra and had a wonderful wet dream.

Pro Bono: those who favored Sonny over Gregg Allman.

Q: Michael Jackson is still called the King of Pop, but has he been usurped?
A: Hey, Man, I don’t even like to think about whet he and those kids do.

A woman who commits adultery should be stoned, but sometimes it’s enough if she’s just a little drunk.

The only place on earth unaffected by Global Warming is the Oval Office.