Even More Mumbling
If Global Warming had hit a hundred years ago, the Titanic would still be sailing today. Of course it would have to dock in Peoria.
The e-coli-spinach incident has made me nervous about the food I eat. Last night I washed and scrubbed my dinner. That’s the last time I do that with soup.
If our football team punts now, the terrorists have won.
I got a lemon when I bought a GPS receiver. It just sits there in my living room and never tells me where I go.